Still Will Buy

[Mlle Bienvenu]

XBOX 360
We're making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate our satisfaction.

We're Microsoft
We do what we want,
Because we can.
For the good of our products
(except the ones that are dead)

But there's no use crying over every red ring.
Send it right back to us and you're back to gaming.
Mass Effect and Halo 3
Who needs Final Fantasy!?
All you people who still will buy.

We're sorry you're angry
We're being so sincere right now
... even though our lawyers said to say that....
... and all our press agents ....
.... and every PR man we have...
Please accept this three months LIVE
It is our free give to you.

And they stand there waiting in a beautiful line.
Though quality is beta,
we've released it on time.
So our clientel get burned.
You would think that they'd have learned.
All the people who still will buy.

Go 'head and leave us.
We'd really like to see you try
Maybe you'll find something to amuse you...
Play with your Wii
(that was a joke... HAHA fat chance.)
Anyway our console's great,
It has got all the best games....

Look at us still talking when there's money to make
if they can't afford bread, well then just let them eat cake
there are lawsuits to be won
you can bet that we'll have fun
screwing people who still will buy

And believe me you still will buy
We make products you still will buy
We make crap that you still will buy
You're growing poor and you still will buy
And when you're broke you still will buy
still will buy
still will buy