Post by Mlle Bienvenu on May 17, 2003 0:21:01 GMT -5
This filk is based on Flanders and Swann’s ‘The Gnu’
The Knut Song
A year ago, last Thursday
I was strolling down the lane
when I wandered to a coin collector’s shop
He was laying down the law about exchange rates in Peru and how many different coins Japan has got.
So I asked him:
'What's that coin over there?'
He answered: 'Oh, it's a h’Eagle'
I might of gone on thinking that was that.
If the odd old man nearby hadn’t put that chap to shame
And remarked: 'It h'aint a h'Eagle’
It’s a K-nut.'
'It’s a K-nut
It’s a K-nut
The K-nicest coin the wizarding world has got
It’s a K-nut
It’s a K-nut
You really ought to k-now w-hat’s w-hat
It’s a K-nut
Pronounce kuh and nut
It’s k-not a Sickle or a Galleon but
just let me introduce
It’s k-neither man or moose
Oh k-no k-no k-no It’s a k-nut'
I had taken furnished lodgings at The Leaky Cauldron Inn
Whence I travelled on to Ashton-under-Lyne it was actually
And the second night I stayed there I was woken from a dream
That I'll tell you all about some other time
I strolled down Diagon Alley and I came upon a bank
And looked to see what the goblin’s got
A Sickle? No, it's not a Sickle. A Galleon? Unlikely, Really. The Bronze Olympic Medal?
When I thought I heard a voice:
It’s a k-nut.
'It’s a K-nut
A k-nother k-nut
The K-nicest coin the wizarding world has got
It’s a K-nut
It’s a K-nut
You really ought to k-now w-hat’s w-hat
It’s a K-nut
Said kuh and nut
without a silent ‘k’ like some have thought
Isn’t it just k-nice that you asked someone’s advice
Oh, k-no, k-no, k-no,
K-no k-no k-no It’s a k-nut
K-no k-no k-no It’s a k-nut
The Knut Song
A year ago, last Thursday
I was strolling down the lane
when I wandered to a coin collector’s shop
He was laying down the law about exchange rates in Peru and how many different coins Japan has got.
So I asked him:
'What's that coin over there?'
He answered: 'Oh, it's a h’Eagle'
I might of gone on thinking that was that.
If the odd old man nearby hadn’t put that chap to shame
And remarked: 'It h'aint a h'Eagle’
It’s a K-nut.'
'It’s a K-nut
It’s a K-nut
The K-nicest coin the wizarding world has got
It’s a K-nut
It’s a K-nut
You really ought to k-now w-hat’s w-hat
It’s a K-nut
Pronounce kuh and nut
It’s k-not a Sickle or a Galleon but
just let me introduce
It’s k-neither man or moose
Oh k-no k-no k-no It’s a k-nut'
I had taken furnished lodgings at The Leaky Cauldron Inn
Whence I travelled on to Ashton-under-Lyne it was actually
And the second night I stayed there I was woken from a dream
That I'll tell you all about some other time
I strolled down Diagon Alley and I came upon a bank
And looked to see what the goblin’s got
A Sickle? No, it's not a Sickle. A Galleon? Unlikely, Really. The Bronze Olympic Medal?
When I thought I heard a voice:
It’s a k-nut.
'It’s a K-nut
A k-nother k-nut
The K-nicest coin the wizarding world has got
It’s a K-nut
It’s a K-nut
You really ought to k-now w-hat’s w-hat
It’s a K-nut
Said kuh and nut
without a silent ‘k’ like some have thought
Isn’t it just k-nice that you asked someone’s advice
Oh, k-no, k-no, k-no,
K-no k-no k-no It’s a k-nut
K-no k-no k-no It’s a k-nut