Post by Mlle Bienvenu on Sept 2, 2003 1:18:09 GMT -5
OotP SPOILERS INCLUDED
[Text scrolls a la Star Wars]
Once upon a time in a place far, far away, unless you live in Wales…or the Bermuda Triangle….or New Jersey; just take a left after you reach the Denny’s sign, and you’ll wind up in Godric’s Hollow… no wait, maybe it was the McDonald’s sign…?
But anyway, There was a Darth Lord named Vadermort (but he calls himself Squicky, don’t tell anyone…) who had decided that he wasn’t meeting his evilness quota and decided that picking on babies was just the thing to keep the moral of his Darth Eaters up.
So one day he went door to door giving out surveys:
‘I am issuing this in order to better terrorize you. Please take a minute to fill out this quick, five-minute survey…or else.
Have a nice day :-)
1) Have you defied me in the past: a) week b) month c)year d) liftime e)My name is Wormtail and I am a sniveling coward.
2) How many times have you defied me (in total)? a) three or more b)less than three
2b)If answered ‘A’ to the question above: What is your son’s birthday? a) the end of July b) not the end of July
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50) please feel free to add any additional comments below.
Thank you for taking a moment to fill out this simple survey.
Your friendly neighborhood Darth Lord,
Vadermort’
After tabulating the results he saw that his productivity was much too low for a Darth Lord of his stature, it was time to take action.
And so he tried to foom Harry Skypotter off the face of the planet, but it bounced because of the new fabric softener his mom used in the laundry and Vadermort ended up fooming himself instead.
…and if you can read this, you don’t need glasses.
[Text scrolls a la Star Wars]
Once upon a time in a place far, far away, unless you live in Wales…or the Bermuda Triangle….or New Jersey; just take a left after you reach the Denny’s sign, and you’ll wind up in Godric’s Hollow… no wait, maybe it was the McDonald’s sign…?
But anyway, There was a Darth Lord named Vadermort (but he calls himself Squicky, don’t tell anyone…) who had decided that he wasn’t meeting his evilness quota and decided that picking on babies was just the thing to keep the moral of his Darth Eaters up.
So one day he went door to door giving out surveys:
‘I am issuing this in order to better terrorize you. Please take a minute to fill out this quick, five-minute survey…or else.
Have a nice day :-)
1) Have you defied me in the past: a) week b) month c)year d) liftime e)My name is Wormtail and I am a sniveling coward.
2) How many times have you defied me (in total)? a) three or more b)less than three
2b)If answered ‘A’ to the question above: What is your son’s birthday? a) the end of July b) not the end of July
.
.
.
50) please feel free to add any additional comments below.
Thank you for taking a moment to fill out this simple survey.
Your friendly neighborhood Darth Lord,
Vadermort’
After tabulating the results he saw that his productivity was much too low for a Darth Lord of his stature, it was time to take action.
And so he tried to foom Harry Skypotter off the face of the planet, but it bounced because of the new fabric softener his mom used in the laundry and Vadermort ended up fooming himself instead.
…and if you can read this, you don’t need glasses.
