The Elrics

[Mlle Bienvenu]

.Mlle > Ed: dad, can I have your philosopher's stone?

.Mlle > Hoho: Sure thing son, now go and make your brother something nice. . .

LoluaK > LOL

LoluaK > (like a body)

Greed > lol

Greed > or some turtle wax)

.Mlle > LOL

LoluaK > ROFL

Greed > Al: OOoo..Turtle wax)

.Mlle > LOL

.Mlle > Winry: Can't we just make al an automail body?

Greed > Al: Dad? Can I get flames painted on my chassey?

LoluaK > Al: .... What do you think I have NOW???

.Mlle > Hoho: No detailing until you're 18

LoluaK > LOL

Greed > Al:*sobs*..You never let me do anything! *runs to his room ..clank clanck clank *SLAM*)

.Mlle > Hoho: And no rivets through your browguard, do you want to look like a freak?

LoluaK > ROFL

Greed > lol

.Mlle > (ROFL al running to his room )

.Mlle > Hoho: : sighs : teenage suits of armor. . .

LoluaK > Ed: ...

.Mlle > Hoho: : goes back to his notes :

Greed > Al: *flings himself on the bed*....*CRASH*

.Mlle > (ROFL! )

.Mlle > Hoho: Edward, can you go see if your brother's dented himself again. . .

.Mlle > Ed: . . .

Greed > Al*Crashes though the ceiling*...Uh..Hi Dad..

.Mlle > Hoho: : claps and fixes the cieling : How many times am I going to have to repairs around the house?

.Mlle > (yup, just you're normal average family . . .)

Greed > Al: *rubs the back of his head*..Sorrrry Daaadd

.Mlle > Hoho: It's okay son. . . (canned audience: awwwwwww )

Greed > Al: *blinks and looks around*...Brother?..Where is that noise coming from?...*peeks inside his own chestplate*

.Mlle > Ed: . . . ow. ..

[Mlle Bienvenu]

LoluaK > Greed: *grabs Ed and shakes him, snarling* Don't call my daughter a midget!

LoluaK > awww.... *pokes them*

Mlle >> Ed: Homunculi can't have kids!

Mlle >> (bradley: We can't?)

Mlle >> (Mizushima: they can't?)

LoluaK > (LOL)

LoluaK > (off-topic question... well, sort of OT... is SotF a mainstream thread?

Mlle >> hmmm

LoluaK > it predates the thread-header thing so I wasn't sure)

Mlle >> I had always envisioned it as a what if thread

LoluaK > okay

LoluaK > that works

Mlle >> ^_^

LoluaK > I should go back to the threads I started and add the newer categories

LoluaK > like thread type and whatnot

Mlle >> yeah me too

LoluaK > Psiren: Quiet, Ed. Just because you hate your father doesn't mean you have to take it out on everyone else.

Mlle >> Ed: Fine. I'll just take it out on him then!

Mlle >> Hoho: Edward, stop this! You're acting like a child!

Mlle >> Ed: I'm making up for all the years you weren't there! : sneer :

Mlle >> Hoho: Just calm down and listen!

LoluaK > Al: Do what he says, brother! Or.... or I'll sit on you!

Mlle >> Ed: I won't calm down! You abandoned mom! You made her cry!

Mlle >> Hoho: I didn't mean to! : looks hurt :

LoluaK > ( Sloth: I don't mind the tears so much anymore... mmm... water...)

Mlle >> Ed: She died because you left her!

Mlle >> Hoho: No!

Mlle >> Ed: Yes! She worked so hard to care for us! She worked herself to death!

Mlle >> (exaggerate much, ed? )

LoluaK > Al: You know that's not true, Ed, you know she was sick!

Mlle >> Ed: She got herself sick because she worked too hard!

LoluaK > ( *bends pin trying to pin Voice of Reason badge on Al's armor* *gives up and sticks the badge on with a fridge magnet* )

Mlle >> Hoho: . . . Trisha. . .

Mlle >> (LOL awwwwww )

LoluaK > Al: See? Dad loved Mom! I'm sure he had a good reason for leaving... right, Dad?

Mlle >> Ed: All of this is -your fault-! : gestures to their condition in general:

Mlle >> Hoho: Of course I have a good reason!

Mlle >> (hoho: I just wish i knew what it was. . .)

Mlle >> Ed: : sneer : lets hear this fantastic reason you had for abandoning your family . . .

LoluaK > (Dante: *nibbles on the scenery and eyes Ed and Al like they'd make a good dessert* )

Mlle >> Hoho: I can't tell you . . . I'm sorry. . . maybe someday . . .

Mlle >> Hoho: But it's a really good reason! I swear it!

LoluaK > Al: *has way more confidence in his dad than he probably should*

Mlle >> (haha naturally ^_^ : hugs gullib-al )

Mlle >> Ed: See Al? I told you he was a bastard!

Mlle >> Hoho: Edward I'm serious! I have a good reason!

Mlle >> Ed: Did you run away with some younger woman? Or maybe being a parent was too hard for you?

Mlle >> Hoho: How dare you suggest. . . How could you. . . : face turns red with anger :

Mlle >> Ed: Oh, did I hit a little too close to home?

Mlle >> Hoho: No!

LoluaK > ( Dante: No.... he's running away *from* a much *older* woman, )

Mlle >> ( LOL )

Mlle >> Ed: C'mon Al, I've wasted enough time with this blowhard. . .

LoluaK > Al: *looks nervously between Ed and Hoho* Brother... I'm sure he's just trying to protect us from whatever it is...

Mlle >> Ed: What? The truth? I already know the truth! He left us and mom for greener pastures.

Mlle >> From what?*

Mlle >> Hoho: There's so much I want to tell you, but I can't! You wouldn't understand!

LoluaK > (Truth: Yeah, sure you know me, alchemist boy... and I know your arm and leg even better. )

LoluaK > Al: Please, Father... try us. We understand things a lot better than you think. We're a lot older than we were when you left... and we've both done a lot of growing up.

Mlle >> Ed: I've had my limbs ripped from my body, I saw my brother be taken from me, cell by cell, I saw a little girl fused with her dog. I've been almost killed several times, Al's been kidnapped by homunculi, and chimaras. . .

Mlle >> and you wanna tell me there's anything I wouldn't understand!?

Mlle >> Hoho: . . .

Mlle >> Ed: C'mon old man! Try me1

Mlle >> !*

Mlle >> Hoho: : laughs : haha. .. old man. . that's funny. . . you have no idea. . . heheheehe. . .

LoluaK > Al: Dad.... please.... just tell us. You'll feel a lot better once you do.

Mlle >> Ed: : thinks he's cracked :

Mlle >> Hoho: Edward. . . how old do I look to you?

Mlle >> Ed: I don't know. . . : wonders what this has to do with anything :

Mlle >> Hoho: Guess.

Mlle >> Ed: I don't want to. . .

Mlle >> Hoho: Come on. . .

Mlle >> Ed: What for? Who cares how old you are!?

LoluaK > (I'm gonna say forty-eight... but he didn't ask Al :-p )

Mlle >> (yeah I was thinking around there too )

Mlle >> Hoho: You just don't want to do anything I suggest, do you?

Mlle >> Ed: Why should I!?

LoluaK > Al: *giggles* Ed doesn't like to do anything *anyone* suggests.

Mlle >> Hoho: Just pick a damn number!

LoluaK > ( so true, Al... so true )

Mlle >> Ed: 420!

Mlle >> Hoho: . . . Actually that's pretty close. . .

LoluaK > (Hoho: Wow... pretty close! )

LoluaK > (LOL)

Mlle >> (LOL )

LoluaK > Al: *facevault*

Mlle >> Ed: Huh. . .? I said four -hundred- and twenty

LoluaK > (am I using that term correctly? I never know)

Mlle >> (yeah I think so. . .not quite sure what it is though LOL )

LoluaK > ( *looks it up on UD.com* )

Mlle >> Hoho: Yes, I heard you. . 420. .

Mlle >> (I tried there . . couldn't find it )

Mlle >> Ed: But. . that's impossible. . . : takes a step away from hohenheim :