Post by LassyD on Mar 6, 2004 21:10:40 GMT -5
I was sitting innocently today just dithering when the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes opening song started playing, and I just must share.
Atack of the killer tomatoes,
Ataaack of the killer tomatoes,
They'll beat you, mash you,
Squish you bash you,
Chew you up for brunch,
And finish you off for dinner or lunch
They're marching down the halls
They're crawling up the walls
They're gooey gushy squishy mushy
Rotten to the core,
They're standing outside your door
(music interlude)
Rember Erven Garvige
While taking out his garbage
He turned around and he did see
Tomatoes hiding in his tree
Now he's just a memory,
I know i'm going to miss her,
A tomatoe ate my sister
Sacramento fell today,
They're marching into San Joze
Tomatoes are on their way.
The mayor is on vacation,
The governor's left the nation
The police have gone on strike today
The national guard has run away,
Tomatoes will have their day
Atack of the killer tomatoes,
Ataaack of the killer tomatoes,
They'll beat you, mash you,
Squish you bash you,
Chew you up for brunch,
And finish you off for dinner or lunch
Lunch lunch lunch, dinner or lunch lunch lunch
Dinner or Luuuunnnch
When searching for the lyrics, i could only find the ones to the television show (I still can't believe one was made, but now have this strange sick desire to go buy the director's cut of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes) So he're what i could think i could tell them saying.
Atack of the killer tomatoes,
Ataaack of the killer tomatoes,
They'll beat you, mash you,
Squish you bash you,
Chew you up for brunch,
And finish you off for dinner or lunch
They're marching down the halls
They're crawling up the walls
They're gooey gushy squishy mushy
Rotten to the core,
They're standing outside your door
(music interlude)
Rember Erven Garvige
While taking out his garbage
He turned around and he did see
Tomatoes hiding in his tree
Now he's just a memory,
I know i'm going to miss her,
A tomatoe ate my sister
Sacramento fell today,
They're marching into San Joze
Tomatoes are on their way.
The mayor is on vacation,
The governor's left the nation
The police have gone on strike today
The national guard has run away,
Tomatoes will have their day
Atack of the killer tomatoes,
Ataaack of the killer tomatoes,
They'll beat you, mash you,
Squish you bash you,
Chew you up for brunch,
And finish you off for dinner or lunch
Lunch lunch lunch, dinner or lunch lunch lunch
Dinner or Luuuunnnch
When searching for the lyrics, i could only find the ones to the television show (I still can't believe one was made, but now have this strange sick desire to go buy the director's cut of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes) So he're what i could think i could tell them saying.