Post by Mlle Bienvenu on Jul 2, 2005 19:40:26 GMT -5
5 -- The Man With the Mechanical Arm (Dash! Automail) -- "Extras from the Animatrix"
Al: Yeah, nice Ed . . . have the guy with no senses pick out the food . . . reeaaaaal smart . . .
Ed: (on the phone) Er. . .Hello? This is Edward Elric, Mr. Lieutenant-Colonel Roy Mustang sir!
Roy: Once you get to know me you'll be calling me Colonel Sarcasm.
Ed: Anyway we're leaving on the train now. . .Sir!
Roy: Isn't there an earlier train?
Ed: Yeah, but it's leaving now. .
Roy: Get on it.
Ed: Erm, why?
Roy: Plot device.
Alphonse: Humankind cannot gain- ack, I hate that picture of me. . . I'm making a dumb face. . .
Marin: Wow! A real member of the Society for Creative Anachronism!
Al: >_>. . .<_< Say, uh, Ed? Do you think I stick out like a sore thumb in this armor?
Ed: Uh. . . no. . . no you don't Al. . .
Badguys: We're extras from the Animatrix. . . yep, see how normal we look in our buisness suits and dark sunglasses . .
General Hakuro: Isn't my name Haruko?
Typesetter: Uh . . . oops?
Hakuro: Yeah, so the East isn't dangerous at all. . . see? I'm bringing my family on vacation . . . yeah bad guys will never attack me with my family here . . . because that would just be wrong.
Bald: (offstage) You don't get out much, do you?
Hakuro: Did I mention how big my ears are?
Falman: Where's Hughes?
Random officer: I'll give you three guesses.
Falman: Telephone?
Random officer: Yep.
Hughes: (on the phone) My wife is so hot now that she's pregnant!!!
Person Tapping the Phone Line: Uhggg. . . I sooo don't want to hear this. . . : untaps line :
Roy: Okay Intel says we're not being tapped.
Hughes: Works every time . . .
Falman:
There's a guy dressed up like Don Quixote on the train!
Roy: Nah, armor-boy is cool. He should have a little Sancho Panza with him. . .
Ed: I hate you already. . .
Badguy1: I think I'll pistol-whip this guy instead of killing him. :pistol-whips Falman:
Badguy2: Everyone, hands up!
Badguy 3: Do you think the machine gun is a bit overkill?
Hakuro: Aaaah! My ears! : cowers:
Roy: What are your demands?
Bald; I demand. . . err. . . what are my demands again? Really I just like being evil. . .
Roy: Just. . . don't kill anyone. . .
Bald: Oh, okay then.
Hawkeye: Shouldn't we. . .oh, I don't know. . .do something, sir?
Roy: I've got it all worked out, those Elric kids'll take care of it.
Hawkeye: Is it a good idea to endanger the lives of minors?
Roy: It's a win-win situation. . . the way I see it, nothing's going to happen to them, because this show's called "Fullmetal Alchemist". . .
Hawkeye: Fullmetal Alchemist? Who's that?
Roy: Oh, that's the short blonde one in the red coat. . . am I the only one who's read ahead? Anyway, even if something does happen. . well, then they'll just have to call it "Flame Alchemist" . . . see? Win-win. . .
Hawkeye: :sighs:
Badguy 1: OMG a member of the Society for Creative Anachronism. I must see who it is!
Ed: What's that over there!?
Badguys: : look :
Ed: : beats them :
Badguy 1: I can't believe I fell for that one. . .
Passenger: Idiot! They're going to go looking for these two! We should have just cooperated!
Passengers: Conform! Conform!
Passenger: They're going to want revenge! Don't you know revenge is a beast that begets itself!?
Passenger's book: "Ishbalan for Dummies"
Falman: For being a warrant officer, I seem to lack martial skills. . . which these two kids possess. . .
Ed: Have you ever met Izumi Curtis?
Falman: Who?
Ed: My point exactly. . . Anyway, since I'm the star of this show, I'm going to stick my nose where it doesn't belong and inadvertently play right into the Lieutenant-Colonel's hands. . .
Falman: You seem trustworthy, even though I just met you . . . and it's none of your buisness. . . we're here as an escort for some brass-type.
Ed: I'm going to throw a surprise party up top.
Al: I love surprise parties! Who for?
Ed:
Badguy 3: : comes in with guns blazing and shoots self in the leg : Shouldn't machine gun fire at this close range pierce steel?
Al: Anime physics is great, isn't it?
Badguy 4: : comes in with guns blazing and shoots himself in the leg:
Al: : sighs :
Bald: : offstage : This is the last time I shop at HenchMart . . . where the prices are so low, it's insidious. . .
Hakuro: You'll never win, you know that? The State is too powerful. . .aaah! You shot me! In the ear! How did you miss my head!?
Bald: : shrugs : Ear was an easy target. . .
Treebranch: I'm here to add drama. . . : smacks into trainwalking!Ed :
Hughes: Ha! Talk about being at the right place at the right time!
Hughes Fangirls :squee!:
Hyuzu-san!
Ed: My tongue is a dangerous weapon!
Hughes: Watch me use my throwing knives that I won't use again until episode. . . well nevermind that now. . .
Engineers: You two have shown us that we can take control of the train! All we had to do was believe in ourselves! Yatta!
Ed: Uh. . . sure. . . riiiiiight. . .
Animator 1: Darnit. . . Edo's arm can't reach. . .
Animator 2: Just make it longer. . . no one will notice. . .
Animator 1: Oh. . . good idea. . .
Ed: : makes cannon : Because I seem to know a lot about weaponry. . . hey, I'm a preteen boy, of course I know a lot about weaponry. . .
Conductor: Even though you're saving our lives, . . . don't screw with the train you baka-chibi-san!
Ed: Somehow this gives me a good idea. . .
Badguy number pi : Bald, the half-hour is almost over . . . maybe we should jump ship-er train now?
Speaker!Ed: Can you hear me alright? Or did you blow your ears out playing target practice?
Hakuro: No. . . just my ear. . .
Speaker!Ed: Anyway, you probably should surrender now. . . because. . .you're all washed up. . .hehe I crack me up. . . washed up. . .
Writer: Hahahaa....I crack me up too, Ed. . .
Bald: . . . Someone fire him. . .stupid writers. . .
Writer: Not fire. . . water!
Water: : floods train :
Bald: I hate you. . .
Hughes: Just look on the bright side, Bald. . . you probably needed a shower. . .
Writer: hehehe. . .shower. . . hehehee....
Hughes: :throws knives:
Bald: : deflects them and shoots at Hughes :
Hughes: Anyone getting the impression bringing a knife to a gunfight isn't a good idea?
Forshadowing: : forshadows ominously :
Hughes: C'mon now, the first episode I'm in and you have to start that already!?
: Old western gunfight music plays :
Bald: We meet at last- hey, wait a minute. . .You're a kid!?
Ed: Yeah so?
Bald: Oh the humanity! The State is deh debil!
Forshadowing: Forshadows
Ed: But, clearly you're the bad guy. . .
Bald: Mee? : lip trembles : See. . . all I really wanted was a name change. . . I mean, come on. . . Bald? what kind of stupid name is that!? : cries : I HAVE HAIR DAMNIT!!! :sniffles: The fansubs had me down as Bard. . . now there's a respectable name. . . Bard. . . a lone warrior-poet fighting against the system. . . yeah. . . Stick it to the man, kid!. . .
Mlle: Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that Ed can stand his own against a big guy like Bald, strength against strength?
Ed: One word: Izumi.
Mlle: Point taken.
Ed: : to Bald : . . . and anyway my automail's still better than your automail. . . : smashes automail :
Winry: And the moral of the story is: My automail ROCKS!
: at the station :
Ed: And so, it turns out that Bald was actually old man Bard, better known as 'Passenger'. You know Al, the one reading "Ishbalan for Dummies"
Al: Jinkies!
Bald: And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids! : sees Mustang : And your stupid dog!
Roy: :scooby laugh :
Ed: Don't ever do that again. . . ever.
Roy: And guess what, Ed? As a reward, you get to take the State Alchemy Exam!
Ed: My reward. . . is a really difficult test. . . . gee thanks. . . Hey, wait a minute! That's the whole reason we came!
Roy: Good thing for plot devices, no?
Ed: And thus the hating begins. . .
Al: Yeah, nice Ed . . . have the guy with no senses pick out the food . . . reeaaaaal smart . . .
Ed: (on the phone) Er. . .Hello? This is Edward Elric, Mr. Lieutenant-Colonel Roy Mustang sir!
Roy: Once you get to know me you'll be calling me Colonel Sarcasm.
Ed: Anyway we're leaving on the train now. . .Sir!
Roy: Isn't there an earlier train?
Ed: Yeah, but it's leaving now. .
Roy: Get on it.
Ed: Erm, why?
Roy: Plot device.
Alphonse: Humankind cannot gain- ack, I hate that picture of me. . . I'm making a dumb face. . .
Marin: Wow! A real member of the Society for Creative Anachronism!
Al: >_>. . .<_< Say, uh, Ed? Do you think I stick out like a sore thumb in this armor?
Ed: Uh. . . no. . . no you don't Al. . .
Badguys: We're extras from the Animatrix. . . yep, see how normal we look in our buisness suits and dark sunglasses . .
General Hakuro: Isn't my name Haruko?
Typesetter: Uh . . . oops?
Hakuro: Yeah, so the East isn't dangerous at all. . . see? I'm bringing my family on vacation . . . yeah bad guys will never attack me with my family here . . . because that would just be wrong.
Bald: (offstage) You don't get out much, do you?
Hakuro: Did I mention how big my ears are?
Falman: Where's Hughes?
Random officer: I'll give you three guesses.
Falman: Telephone?
Random officer: Yep.
Hughes: (on the phone) My wife is so hot now that she's pregnant!!!
Person Tapping the Phone Line: Uhggg. . . I sooo don't want to hear this. . . : untaps line :
Roy: Okay Intel says we're not being tapped.
Hughes: Works every time . . .
Falman:
There's a guy dressed up like Don Quixote on the train!Roy: Nah, armor-boy is cool. He should have a little Sancho Panza with him. . .
Ed: I hate you already. . .
Badguy1: I think I'll pistol-whip this guy instead of killing him. :pistol-whips Falman:
Badguy2: Everyone, hands up!
Badguy 3: Do you think the machine gun is a bit overkill?
Hakuro: Aaaah! My ears! : cowers:
Roy: What are your demands?
Bald; I demand. . . err. . . what are my demands again? Really I just like being evil. . .
Roy: Just. . . don't kill anyone. . .
Bald: Oh, okay then.
Hawkeye: Shouldn't we. . .oh, I don't know. . .do something, sir?
Roy: I've got it all worked out, those Elric kids'll take care of it.
Hawkeye: Is it a good idea to endanger the lives of minors?
Roy: It's a win-win situation. . . the way I see it, nothing's going to happen to them, because this show's called "Fullmetal Alchemist". . .
Hawkeye: Fullmetal Alchemist? Who's that?
Roy: Oh, that's the short blonde one in the red coat. . . am I the only one who's read ahead? Anyway, even if something does happen. . well, then they'll just have to call it "Flame Alchemist" . . . see? Win-win. . .
Hawkeye: :sighs:
Badguy 1: OMG a member of the Society for Creative Anachronism. I must see who it is!
Ed: What's that over there!?
Badguys: : look :
Ed: : beats them :
Badguy 1: I can't believe I fell for that one. . .
Passenger: Idiot! They're going to go looking for these two! We should have just cooperated!
Passengers: Conform! Conform!
Passenger: They're going to want revenge! Don't you know revenge is a beast that begets itself!?
Passenger's book: "Ishbalan for Dummies"
Falman: For being a warrant officer, I seem to lack martial skills. . . which these two kids possess. . .
Ed: Have you ever met Izumi Curtis?
Falman: Who?
Ed: My point exactly. . . Anyway, since I'm the star of this show, I'm going to stick my nose where it doesn't belong and inadvertently play right into the Lieutenant-Colonel's hands. . .
Falman: You seem trustworthy, even though I just met you . . . and it's none of your buisness. . . we're here as an escort for some brass-type.
Ed: I'm going to throw a surprise party up top.
Al: I love surprise parties! Who for?
Ed:
Badguy 3: : comes in with guns blazing and shoots self in the leg : Shouldn't machine gun fire at this close range pierce steel?
Al: Anime physics is great, isn't it?
Badguy 4: : comes in with guns blazing and shoots himself in the leg:
Al: : sighs :
Bald: : offstage : This is the last time I shop at HenchMart . . . where the prices are so low, it's insidious. . .
Hakuro: You'll never win, you know that? The State is too powerful. . .aaah! You shot me! In the ear! How did you miss my head!?
Bald: : shrugs : Ear was an easy target. . .
Treebranch: I'm here to add drama. . . : smacks into trainwalking!Ed :
Hughes: Ha! Talk about being at the right place at the right time!
Hughes Fangirls :squee!:
Hyuzu-san! Ed: My tongue is a dangerous weapon!
Hughes: Watch me use my throwing knives that I won't use again until episode. . . well nevermind that now. . .
Engineers: You two have shown us that we can take control of the train! All we had to do was believe in ourselves! Yatta!
Ed: Uh. . . sure. . . riiiiiight. . .
Animator 1: Darnit. . . Edo's arm can't reach. . .
Animator 2: Just make it longer. . . no one will notice. . .
Animator 1: Oh. . . good idea. . .
Ed: : makes cannon : Because I seem to know a lot about weaponry. . . hey, I'm a preteen boy, of course I know a lot about weaponry. . .
Conductor: Even though you're saving our lives, . . . don't screw with the train you baka-chibi-san!
Ed: Somehow this gives me a good idea. . .
Badguy number pi : Bald, the half-hour is almost over . . . maybe we should jump ship-er train now?
Speaker!Ed: Can you hear me alright? Or did you blow your ears out playing target practice?
Hakuro: No. . . just my ear. . .
Speaker!Ed: Anyway, you probably should surrender now. . . because. . .you're all washed up. . .hehe I crack me up. . . washed up. . .
Writer: Hahahaa....I crack me up too, Ed. . .
Bald: . . . Someone fire him. . .stupid writers. . .
Writer: Not fire. . . water!
Water: : floods train :
Bald: I hate you. . .
Hughes: Just look on the bright side, Bald. . . you probably needed a shower. . .
Writer: hehehe. . .shower. . . hehehee....
Hughes: :throws knives:
Bald: : deflects them and shoots at Hughes :
Hughes: Anyone getting the impression bringing a knife to a gunfight isn't a good idea?
Forshadowing: : forshadows ominously :
Hughes: C'mon now, the first episode I'm in and you have to start that already!?
: Old western gunfight music plays :
Bald: We meet at last- hey, wait a minute. . .You're a kid!?
Ed: Yeah so?
Bald: Oh the humanity! The State is deh debil!
Forshadowing: Forshadows
Ed: But, clearly you're the bad guy. . .
Bald: Mee? : lip trembles : See. . . all I really wanted was a name change. . . I mean, come on. . . Bald? what kind of stupid name is that!? : cries : I HAVE HAIR DAMNIT!!! :sniffles: The fansubs had me down as Bard. . . now there's a respectable name. . . Bard. . . a lone warrior-poet fighting against the system. . . yeah. . . Stick it to the man, kid!. . .
Mlle: Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that Ed can stand his own against a big guy like Bald, strength against strength?
Ed: One word: Izumi.
Mlle: Point taken.
Ed: : to Bald : . . . and anyway my automail's still better than your automail. . . : smashes automail :
Winry: And the moral of the story is: My automail ROCKS!
: at the station :
Ed: And so, it turns out that Bald was actually old man Bard, better known as 'Passenger'. You know Al, the one reading "Ishbalan for Dummies"
Al: Jinkies!
Bald: And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids! : sees Mustang : And your stupid dog!
Roy: :scooby laugh :
Ed: Don't ever do that again. . . ever.
Roy: And guess what, Ed? As a reward, you get to take the State Alchemy Exam!
Ed: My reward. . . is a really difficult test. . . . gee thanks. . . Hey, wait a minute! That's the whole reason we came!
Roy: Good thing for plot devices, no?
Ed: And thus the hating begins. . .
