Silly songs for insane people

[Demonic Neko]

Woot! Got this song stuck in me head so I decided to share. ;D

Down at an English fair
One evening I was there
When I heard a showman
Shouting underneath the flair


Oh, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,
There they are standing in a row.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist,
That's what the showman said.


Oh! I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich.
There stands me wife, the idol of me life,
Singing Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch.
Singing Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch,
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch,
Roll a bowl a ball Roll a bowl a ball
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch.


Oh, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,
There they are standing in a row.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist,
That's what the showman said.


Oh! I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich.
There stands me wife, the idol of me life,
Singing Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch.
Singing Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch,
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch,
Roll a bowl a ball Roll a bowl a ball
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch..

[Little Dragon]

Sorry, didn't feel like signing in. Anyways...that song is funny! Zazu sings part of that in the Lion King. lol. K...gota run!

[Mlle Bienvenu]

Lol! Zazu...hehe... I just watched Lion King today....:-D

[Demonic Neko]

A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...

Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
The end.

Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.

Cyril Connelly...