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[Mlle Bienvenu]

A chat conversation... Shino is DoD's original character as is Tim Marcoh Jr. :-)

Scar: Now I'm depressed...... : sighes :
Timothy: Join the club...
Marcoh: Can I join you? I just love angsting....
Timothy: ...sure, what the hell.
All three: : depressed together :
(Shino: This is just getting depressing...well Greed? Where's your biting remark and mean, snide comments of enjoyment at other's pain.
(Greed: ...Wahhh! *cries and blows nose on Shino's hair.
(Shino: Damn angst, it's like a disease!)
Greed: You know.... all I wanted.. : sniffle : was immortality! Is that so much to ask? And : hiccough: maybe a car...... some women.... and..... you know.... money would be nice too.... : tear : ... but ....but that's all! .
Greed: .... oh....and power...but really that's it!
Shino: *walks onto original scene* Damn all three of you! Now I've got a sniveling, bawling homunculus who won't shut up who'll spread this damn angst to the others!!!
Lust: I just want to be human! :cries on Gluttony's shoulder :
Gluttony: Can......can I eat him?....... : cries too :
Envy: I...I just wanted to know what gender I actually am! *cries with them both*
Shino: ...SHUT THE HELL UP ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: ...... : cries harder :
Hohenheim: And...I just wanted everyone to stop calling me Hoho.......
Shino: Oh dammit...
Hohenheim: I mean...really is that nice? I don't even like snack cakes.....
Ed: I...I just wanted to grow beyond the height of an eight-year-old!
Shino: I thought you wanted your arm and leg back!
Ed: You gotta prioritize these things. *wails*
Mustang: And it's day 33784 and I'm STILL not Fuhrer.......
Havoc: I just wanted to eat the puppy!
Bradley: : opens door, looks in at bawling FMA characters ... shuts it quietly again.... :
Barry: I just wanted to kill and slice and chop up people, was that so much to ask? Shou: I just want my Nina...
The Chimeras: We just want to stop being such freaks and being shunned from society!
Al: And I just wanted women to like me! and some leg hair....
OneO2Ruleemall:
Hughes: I just want someone to actually listen to me when I talk about Elysia!
Greed: ...and I've always wanted a pony...:sobbing: Hold me...! *hugs Shino*
Shino: Damn this is getting out of hand...
Shino: Greed...I can't breathe...
Myriel Bienvenu: : pats greed on the head :
Greed: and a BB gun....but...: sniffle : they said I'd shoot my eye out and wouldn't give it to me!
Shino: I'm still being suffocated here...*turning blue*
Greed: : wails :
Shino: *grumbles and hesitantly hugs Greed* There...there...you'll get it all eventually...*twitches* God this angst is tearing me apart...Greed: :sniffles:
Greed: : bursts into song :.... I want the world, I want the whole world..

Shino: All right, no more angsting! I'll go around and solve everyone's horrible dilemmas!
Shino: Ed, being short is not a bad thing. People underestimate you, thousands of fangirls find you sexy, and you should be worrying about getting rid of that automail!
Shino: Al, women still find you attractive in that armor. Trust me...*walks off*
Shino: Havoc, you can't eat the puppy. Travel to an African tribe where you can eat all the dogs you want to.
Shino: Hoho-I mean Hohenheim, live with the nickname. Your name is too damn long and stupid to say every time.
Shino: Mustang, if you became Fuhrer, within days there'd be no world to rule. It's a blessing you aren't leading this nation...
Mustang: : cries even harder : But... the miniskirts!.........
Shino: Have you seen the women who work for the military? I mean up close? You'll be sparing yourself a cruel and unusual punishment.
Shino: Barry...and Shou..seek professional help...
Shino: All you chimeras, you guys have awesome new abilities and are feared by people and everything. That's cool, so don't beat yourselves up.
Hughes, I'll listen if you really wanna talk about Elysia 24/7, but spare the people who are trying to work.
Shino: You'll be sparing yourself a cruel and unusual punishment.
Shino: Envy we already know your damn gender. YOU DON'T HAVE ONE, you can be either or. Chose one and stick with it, don't try to be inbetween. It's very disturbing.
Shino: Lust, you'll be human someday when Hoho-Hohenheim starts actually caring about his 'children.'
Shino: Gluttony...moving on...
Shino: Greed, dammit the fact of it is you can't have everything. It's impossible. You can have a lot but not all. And if you start singing around I will rip out your windpipe and jump rope with it.
Shino: And to the three of you that started this whole thing...*Scar, Timothy Jr. and Tim* ...the massacre happened 13 years ago! Get over it already dammit! People died, people suffered, people are getting tired of hearing it. Suck it up you sissies and move on with what remains of your pitiful lives!
Shino: *huffing and puffing* There...everyone feeling better? *cheerful suddenly*
Everyone: >_>....... <_<........... : Cries :
Shino: .................................. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Dammit I lost my father and my home in Ishbal and my soul and all that I had!!! The homunculi all despise me and I lose all my friends and family to hatred and turmoil! And I wind up a living gate into the depths of Hell! WAHHHHHHHH!!!
Greed: eesh yeah....maybe you do have it hard....
Ed: yeah I guess being short isn't so bad....
Shino: T_T My own father killed me...Ishbala has forsaken me entirely...my blood is an essential ingredient for the Philosopher's stone that must be shed...*whimpering*

[Lolua]

So Mlle and I are strange people and we come up with equally strange things in the chat room late at night. The following is just one of them. :-P

Ed and Winry are watching the old Discovery Channel show Junkyard Wars on TV, and Winry keeps yelling at the television....

Winry: When are they going to make something out of automail, hunh? .... That's not the best way to do that! Idiot! ::throws wrench at TV set::
Ed: ::is bored::
Winry: Oooh, ooh, I can fix that! I can fix that! Lemme do it! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? I wanna take it apart! I can make it better! I know I can!
Ed: Why don't they just do it with alchemy?
Winry: ::thwaps Ed with a wrench:: Alchemy freak!
Ed: ::rubs wounds:: Automail nut!
Winry: Dog of the State!
Ed: Pain in my ass!
Al: ::walks in and turns the channel to Armor Through History::
Ed: Hey!
Winry: Hey!
Al: Well neither of you were paying any attention to the TV....
Ed: Yes we were! It was, uh, that automail show...
Winry: No it wasn't! At least not yet.... you turned it off before they could get to the beautiful automail! ::does starry-eyed automail dance::
Ed: ::rolls eyes:: If you're gonna dance, Winry, could you do it somewhere else? Al's trying to watch the TV.
Al: Oh... erm... that's okay, Ed.... I've... seen this one....
Ed: Oh good way to stick up for your older brother who's trying to stick up for you!
Winry: ::stops dancing:: Why are you two acting like that? Did you have a fight? Come on, you can tell me! Aren't I your family, hunh?
Al: No, no, Winry, it's not like that... please put down the wrench....
Winry:
Ed: ::sweatdrop:: Yeah! See? Me and Al are getting a long great!
Winry: ::flings wrench::
Ed: Gah!
Al: Brother!
LogicPolice: Okay, shouldn't that wrench have given him a concussion?
Arakawa-sensei: ::flashes her Artistic License::
LogicPolice: ::nods:: Carry on, ma'am.
Ed: Don't worry, Al, I'm okay... ::rubs head:: They don't call me the Fullmetal Alchemist for nothing....
Arrow: ::points to metal plate in Ed's head::