Mlle Bienvenu
The Childlike Empress
The Word Alchemist 
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Post by Mlle Bienvenu on Apr 1, 2005 19:06:57 GMT -5
To the tune of the Bridge over the River Kwai whistling song. (Yes I'm sure we've all heard a similar rendition of this classic schoolyard song about another dictator...)
Bradley has only got one eye.
Tucker has two but they are dry.
Kimblee, has something sim-blee
and General Basque Gran has no 'I's at all.
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Big Brother
Order of the Black Raven - Seeker
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Post by Big Brother on Apr 1, 2005 23:23:35 GMT -5
Did someone mention evil dictators? I thought my ears were burning... ;D
Anyways, from my own personal archive of old internet jokes, I bring you another filk...
(to the tune of "The Time Warp" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show...)
I remember...Fighting the Big One...
Killing...those Japanese!
With the Allies Invading,
And the Nazis Parading,
LET'S FIGHT THE BIG ONE AGAIN!
Kill everyone on the left! And everyone on the ri-i-i-ight!
Put your hands on the Jews
And round them up in one n-i-i-i-ght!
But it's the Beer Hall Putsch
That's your big claim to fa-a-a-a-me!
LET'S FIGHT THE BIG ONE AGAIN!
I'm a white Aryan untamed thing!
Like a Panzer with a deadly sting!
You drop a bomb and the light goes ding!
Wipe out London and everything!
So let the Wermacht and the Luftwaffe rock on!
We're gonna hit you til the continent's gone gone gone!
(Hmmm...now where'd I put those notes for "The Diary of Anne Frank: The Musical!"?)
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