Post by Mlle Bienvenu on Feb 17, 2005 2:51:48 GMT -5
Ed: Roy sucks.
Al: Kitties rock!
Ed: What'd you say?
Al: ummm..... nothing.... >_> .... <_<.......
Al's Suit: meow!
Fury: And to further the metaphor, I bring in a stray dog!
Hawkeye: Not allowed.
Havok: mmm.....dogs....tasty.... I'll take him off your hands.
Gluttony: That's my job!
Havok: You're not in this episode, so get out.
Fury:
Hawkeye: -
-
Ed: Am I interrupting?
Al's Suit: Meow!
Al:
Ed: =_= exuse me..
Hawkeye: Mustang wants to see you....
Ed: Is that a kitty under your loincloth?
Audience:
Ed: Minds...out...of...gutter...people....
Al: So, Can we keep him huh huh huh huh!?
Ed: No.
Al: : Cries:
Audience: OMG You made Al cry!
Ed: Hey, he made me fly thirty feet in the air! How about some sympathy for me!?
Flashback: Flashes!
Ed: Can we keep the kitty! Huh huh huh huh huh!?
Mom: No
Flashback: Unflashes!
Roy: Have you been listening to a word I've said, Fullmetal?
Ed: Blah blah blah...having me followed... blah blah...that about right?
Roy: .... yes ....
Ed: you know anything about some guy named Marcoh?
Roy: Um....no, but I might be lying.
BG Basque Gran: Are we interrupting? Nevermind, I don't care anyway. Introducing NotHitler!Fuhrer..cough.... and his retinue of pansy girly-man alchemists...cough
Fuhrer Bradley: I may have a mustache, but look at my fatherly laid back manner...see how not!Hitler I am? : smile wink :
Roy: why...are you here?
Bradley: Do you want the real reason or the excuse?
Roy: The Excuse will do fine.
Bradley: We're here to check on your headquarters....and we needed all these alchemists to do it......yeah.....
Ed: : under his breath : So, how many alchemists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?....
Ed: Must...get back at Mustang somehow...
Al'sSuit: Meow!
Ed: I thought I told you to put it outside!?
Al: Um...that was me....I'm learning to speak cat... : sings Meowmix song :... that means....er....I want Meowmix...
Ed: ----
Hughes: And now for some plot advancement! But first, have I shown you a picture of my daughter who turned three this year?
Ed: Do you mean in the last five seconds?...Then ...Yes...
Hughes: Oh...almost forgot...your plot point- er evaluation's coming up.
Ed: That's it! Battle assessment!
Hughes: But I didn't....
Havoc: : sings : Ooooooh... how much is that puppy in the butcher's shop...the one with the lean cuts of meat.....
Fury: >_<
Roy: : walks in and sees dog : I LOVE dogs! Dogs are the loyal servants of man! Be a jerk to them and they never complain! And they never beg for a paycheck! : sings : Loyal canine, how we salute thee!! hahahahaa!
Mlle: NOTHING I write can be funnier than what he actually said.
Havok: So is anyone else seeing the irony in us being called Dogs of the Military?
Breda: Aren't you worried about your assesment with Fullmetal?
Roy: Pffft! The Fuhrer will NEVER in a million years allow it...
Bradley: I'm going to allow it.... : thinks : Shows what you know about me..... fratboy who wants my job....
Roy: O-o
Havok: You owe me a dollar...
Hughes: Time for another round of Plot and Pictures!
Ed: Can we skip right to the plot part?
Hughes: This show is only a half-hour long, and you want it to be shorter?
Ed: Whatever makes me look taller...
Hughes: : a half-hour later : And this is another picture of my daughter following me on her tricycle like my own escort of cuteness!
Ed: : stacks up pictures and flips them.... :
Hughes: Wow! She's MOVING. : Waves at pictures: Hi honey! -^_^-
Ed: Yep...still nice and insane....
Hughes: Okay, now to forward the plot!
Ed: Finally
Hughes: : secretive : It only takes one alchemist to screw in a lightbulb.
Ed: What's that supposed to mean? : eyebrow :
BG Gran: : glares :
Hughes: Um...nothing...so uh...how's the search for the Sorcerer's Stone going?
Ed: Don't you mean Philosopher's Stone?
Hughes: This is the American translation....
Ed: Oh, that explains it...
Roy: When I become Fuhrer, all female officers will be required to wear ... tiny miniskirts!
Mlle: Remember what I said about Roy's dog speech? Same thing here....
Hawkeye: : shoots down the good ship Roy-Riza :
Roy: She will fly again!
Hawkeye: Ships don't fly.
Roy: Mine do... : wink wink :
Hawkeye: : shakes head :
Havoc: I'll be in your military!
Roy: Who said there's going to be any male officers?
Hughes: And now, for the spectacle you've all been waiting for! A gigantic picture of my daughter! Incidentally, I have a lifetime membership at Kinkos...Er....yeah I mean...in this corner...dun da da da! The Flame Alchemist!
Military Audience: You just want a promotion!
Miliatary Audience: Give me back my girlfriend!
Mlle: They actually say that..
Hughes: And in this corner The Fullmetal Alchemist!
Military Audience: Where is he?
Ed: GRRRR!!!
Hughes: Let the flamewar begin!
Roy: : shouts at Ed: My fangirls beat your fangirls!
Ed: Oh yeah? Prove it!
Roy: Ladies? (and gentlemen)
Roy's Fangirls: : run onto stadium :
Roy43vah69: Squeeee! Roy is so bishounen!
MustangsGirl: Yeah he's hot!
,-`-_FlaminAlchemist:_-`-, : Go ROY!!!!! I LUV J00000000000!!!!!
Roy: : smirk : Beat that!
Ed's Fans: : Run onto stadium :
ShortnSweet: Ed is such a cutie pie! : pinches Ed's cheek and tousles his hair :
FullmetalLuvr: Edo-kun is soo damn shexy!
SteelAlchmst: Yeah! He is teh sex!
EdsBlonde: Squeeeeeeeeeee!
TinMansHeart: I love you Alphonse!
Ed's Fans: : glare :
TinMansHeart: What!?
CrazyMetalFan85: :sings and dances : Oh Eddie you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind. Hey Eddie! : clap clap: Hey Eddie!
MiAlchemicalRmnce : : joins in :
Ed's Fans: : all join in :
Ed: I think I'm officially freaked out....and that's saying something....because...I've seen some pretty freaky stuff...
InuYashasBtch : Oh yeah!? Well InuYasha PWNS j0 all, so you can just STFU!!!
Roy: Alright, who's the moron who let the InuYasha fan in!?
Roy: : Guilt-trips :
Ed: Well, that was convenient...
Ed's Transmuted Automail Arm: : Schwing!:
Bradley: Alright wonderful job! Let's call it quits while Ed is winning...because I just don't like you, Roy... : oozes avuncularity : Yes, wonderful job, almost as good as the 1936 Olympics..um..er... look at my very broad not!toothbrush mustache!
Hawkeye: Alright, I'll take the dog...
Fury:
really!? Oh thank you, thank you, thank you! And you're not going to eat him?
Hawkeye: Nope.
Fury: Or mishandle him?
Hawkeye: Nope.
Fury: Or treat him like he's got the plague?
Hawkeye: No.
Fury: Or do anything mean to him?
Dog: : pees on wall :
Hawkeye: : Fires warning shots :
Dog: O-o
Hawkeye: I dub thee, Black Hayate!
Fury: What's wrong with you people!
Havoc: You don't have anything to worry about...she's a dead eye shot.
FrankthuBunny6: But, she missed!
Ed: So uh... I won....you lost...Yeah um...how did that happen exactly?
Roy: Wouldn't you rather know where Marcoh is instead of hearing about the innocent people I killed during the Ishbal Rebellion?
Ed: Yes.
Al: Okay explain to me again why Mustang can't keep the kitty?
Ed: Because he told me information on Marcoh instead.
Al: But weren't they both part of the deal? If you won, you got information on Marcoh and he got a new cat?
Ed: Equivalent Exchange...
Al: How....?
Ed: Because Equivalent Exchange is the answer to everything.
Al: Like that's been totally working for us so far...
Ed: Um...he's allergic...?
Al: ----
Kitty: : oozes cuteness in the baby buggy :
Al:
Ed: C'mon Al...next episode we meet Marcoh!
Al: .... and that's every bit as good as a kitty...
Ed: Exactly!
Al: I was being sarcastic.
Ed: I didn't you you COULD be sarcastic....
Roy: Okay, I'd like to know the REAL reason why you're here.
Hughes: Because Bradley hates you...
Roy: I said the real reason.
Hughes: Some guy with a scar on his forehead is out to kill them all.
Roy: So Harry Potter finally went off the deep end....
Hughes: Actually this is a different guy with a scar on his forehead...
Roy: So, what's his name?
Hughes: Um ... Scar.
Roy: Wow...bad guy with a scar named Scar ... how original.
DisneyLawyers: : sues for copyright infringement:
Arakawa-san: Pfft ... KIMBA.
DisneyLawyers: Um...nevermind. Have a nice day.
Al: Kitties rock!
Ed: What'd you say?
Al: ummm..... nothing.... >_> .... <_<.......
Al's Suit: meow!
Fury: And to further the metaphor, I bring in a stray dog!
Hawkeye: Not allowed.
Havok: mmm.....dogs....tasty.... I'll take him off your hands.
Gluttony: That's my job!
Havok: You're not in this episode, so get out.
Fury:
Hawkeye: -
-Ed: Am I interrupting?
Al's Suit: Meow!
Al:
Ed: =_= exuse me..
Hawkeye: Mustang wants to see you....
Ed: Is that a kitty under your loincloth?
Audience:
Ed: Minds...out...of...gutter...people....
Al: So, Can we keep him huh huh huh huh!?
Ed: No.
Al: : Cries:
Audience: OMG You made Al cry!
Ed: Hey, he made me fly thirty feet in the air! How about some sympathy for me!?
Flashback: Flashes!
Ed: Can we keep the kitty! Huh huh huh huh huh!?
Mom: No
Flashback: Unflashes!
Roy: Have you been listening to a word I've said, Fullmetal?
Ed: Blah blah blah...having me followed... blah blah...that about right?
Roy: .... yes ....
Ed: you know anything about some guy named Marcoh?
Roy: Um....no, but I might be lying.
BG Basque Gran: Are we interrupting? Nevermind, I don't care anyway. Introducing NotHitler!Fuhrer..cough.... and his retinue of pansy girly-man alchemists...cough
Fuhrer Bradley: I may have a mustache, but look at my fatherly laid back manner...see how not!Hitler I am? : smile wink :
Roy: why...are you here?
Bradley: Do you want the real reason or the excuse?
Roy: The Excuse will do fine.
Bradley: We're here to check on your headquarters....and we needed all these alchemists to do it......yeah.....
Ed: : under his breath : So, how many alchemists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?....
Ed: Must...get back at Mustang somehow...
Al'sSuit: Meow!
Ed: I thought I told you to put it outside!?
Al: Um...that was me....I'm learning to speak cat... : sings Meowmix song :... that means....er....I want Meowmix...
Ed: --
--Hughes: And now for some plot advancement! But first, have I shown you a picture of my daughter who turned three this year?
Ed: Do you mean in the last five seconds?...Then ...Yes...
Hughes: Oh...almost forgot...your plot point- er evaluation's coming up.
Ed: That's it! Battle assessment!
Hughes: But I didn't....
Havoc: : sings : Ooooooh... how much is that puppy in the butcher's shop...the one with the lean cuts of meat.....
Fury: >_<
Roy: : walks in and sees dog : I LOVE dogs! Dogs are the loyal servants of man! Be a jerk to them and they never complain! And they never beg for a paycheck! : sings : Loyal canine, how we salute thee!! hahahahaa!
Mlle: NOTHING I write can be funnier than what he actually said.
Havok: So is anyone else seeing the irony in us being called Dogs of the Military?
Breda: Aren't you worried about your assesment with Fullmetal?
Roy: Pffft! The Fuhrer will NEVER in a million years allow it...
Bradley: I'm going to allow it.... : thinks : Shows what you know about me..... fratboy who wants my job....
Roy: O-o
Havok: You owe me a dollar...
Hughes: Time for another round of Plot and Pictures!
Ed: Can we skip right to the plot part?
Hughes: This show is only a half-hour long, and you want it to be shorter?
Ed: Whatever makes me look taller...
Hughes: : a half-hour later : And this is another picture of my daughter following me on her tricycle like my own escort of cuteness!
Ed: : stacks up pictures and flips them.... :
Hughes: Wow! She's MOVING. : Waves at pictures: Hi honey! -^_^-
Ed: Yep...still nice and insane....
Hughes: Okay, now to forward the plot!
Ed: Finally
Hughes: : secretive : It only takes one alchemist to screw in a lightbulb.
Ed: What's that supposed to mean? : eyebrow :
BG Gran: : glares :
Hughes: Um...nothing...so uh...how's the search for the Sorcerer's Stone going?
Ed: Don't you mean Philosopher's Stone?
Hughes: This is the American translation....
Ed: Oh, that explains it...
Roy: When I become Fuhrer, all female officers will be required to wear ... tiny miniskirts!
Mlle: Remember what I said about Roy's dog speech? Same thing here....
Hawkeye: : shoots down the good ship Roy-Riza :
Roy: She will fly again!
Hawkeye: Ships don't fly.
Roy: Mine do... : wink wink :
Hawkeye: : shakes head :
Havoc: I'll be in your military!
Roy: Who said there's going to be any male officers?
Hughes: And now, for the spectacle you've all been waiting for! A gigantic picture of my daughter! Incidentally, I have a lifetime membership at Kinkos...Er....yeah I mean...in this corner...dun da da da! The Flame Alchemist!
Military Audience: You just want a promotion!
Miliatary Audience: Give me back my girlfriend!
Mlle: They actually say that..
Hughes: And in this corner The Fullmetal Alchemist!
Military Audience: Where is he?
Ed: GRRRR!!!
Hughes: Let the flamewar begin!
Roy: : shouts at Ed: My fangirls beat your fangirls!
Ed: Oh yeah? Prove it!
Roy: Ladies? (and gentlemen)
Roy's Fangirls: : run onto stadium :
Roy43vah69: Squeeee! Roy is so bishounen!
MustangsGirl: Yeah he's hot!
,-`-_FlaminAlchemist:_-`-, : Go ROY!!!!! I LUV J00000000000!!!!!
Roy: : smirk : Beat that!
Ed's Fans: : Run onto stadium :
ShortnSweet: Ed is such a cutie pie! : pinches Ed's cheek and tousles his hair :
FullmetalLuvr: Edo-kun is soo damn shexy!
SteelAlchmst: Yeah! He is teh sex!
EdsBlonde: Squeeeeeeeeeee!
TinMansHeart: I love you Alphonse!
Ed's Fans: : glare :
TinMansHeart: What!?
CrazyMetalFan85: :sings and dances : Oh Eddie you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind. Hey Eddie! : clap clap: Hey Eddie!
MiAlchemicalRmnce : : joins in :
Ed's Fans: : all join in :
Ed: I think I'm officially freaked out....and that's saying something....because...I've seen some pretty freaky stuff...
InuYashasBtch : Oh yeah!? Well InuYasha PWNS j0 all, so you can just STFU!!!
Roy: Alright, who's the moron who let the InuYasha fan in!?
Roy: : Guilt-trips :
Ed: Well, that was convenient...
Ed's Transmuted Automail Arm: : Schwing!:
Bradley: Alright wonderful job! Let's call it quits while Ed is winning...because I just don't like you, Roy... : oozes avuncularity : Yes, wonderful job, almost as good as the 1936 Olympics..um..er... look at my very broad not!toothbrush mustache!
Hawkeye: Alright, I'll take the dog...
Fury:
really!? Oh thank you, thank you, thank you! And you're not going to eat him?Hawkeye: Nope.
Fury: Or mishandle him?
Hawkeye: Nope.
Fury: Or treat him like he's got the plague?
Hawkeye: No.
Fury: Or do anything mean to him?
Dog: : pees on wall :
Hawkeye: : Fires warning shots :
Dog: O-o
Hawkeye: I dub thee, Black Hayate!
Fury:
What's wrong with you people!Havoc: You don't have anything to worry about...she's a dead eye shot.
FrankthuBunny6: But, she missed!
Ed: So uh... I won....you lost...Yeah um...how did that happen exactly?
Roy: Wouldn't you rather know where Marcoh is instead of hearing about the innocent people I killed during the Ishbal Rebellion?
Ed: Yes.
Al: Okay explain to me again why Mustang can't keep the kitty?
Ed: Because he told me information on Marcoh instead.
Al: But weren't they both part of the deal? If you won, you got information on Marcoh and he got a new cat?
Ed: Equivalent Exchange...
Al: How....?
Ed: Because Equivalent Exchange is the answer to everything.
Al: Like that's been totally working for us so far...
Ed: Um...he's allergic...?
Al: --
--Kitty: : oozes cuteness in the baby buggy :
Al:
Ed: C'mon Al...next episode we meet Marcoh!
Al: .... and that's every bit as good as a kitty...
Ed: Exactly!
Al: I was being sarcastic.
Ed: I didn't you you COULD be sarcastic....
Roy: Okay, I'd like to know the REAL reason why you're here.
Hughes: Because Bradley hates you...
Roy: I said the real reason.
Hughes: Some guy with a scar on his forehead is out to kill them all.
Roy: So Harry Potter finally went off the deep end....
Hughes: Actually this is a different guy with a scar on his forehead...
Roy: So, what's his name?
Hughes: Um ... Scar.
Roy: Wow...bad guy with a scar named Scar ... how original.
DisneyLawyers: : sues for copyright infringement:
Arakawa-san: Pfft ... KIMBA.
DisneyLawyers: Um...nevermind. Have a nice day.
